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leilockheart:

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Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came…

winterbells:

sweetrenaissance:

skippyhoppy:

twittledee:

boyscashcarsclothes:

LMAO DEAD . IM FUCKIING DYING RIGHT NOW.

YES OMYGOD YES!

I NEED THIS TO MY BLOG!

Exactly.

SO TRUE

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